I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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