He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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