Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Can you bring me the toilet please
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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