sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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