check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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