windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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