Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
how drunk are you?
Several
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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