May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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