Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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