I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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