I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
