Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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