You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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