she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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