When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
and i looked up. we had an audience...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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