dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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