i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize
