Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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