I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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