That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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