I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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