you guys were way drunker than both of me
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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