It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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