votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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