Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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