Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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