If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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