I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
