in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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