She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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