I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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