she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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