Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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