Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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