Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
he's single and there are thong briefs.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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