i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
