Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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