I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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