I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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