Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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