belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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