We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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