fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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