I wanna bring you to show and tell
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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