did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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