do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I need to sanitize my soul.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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