Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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