Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
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