Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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