There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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