I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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